So, I’ve decided the superhero I’m going to be when I grow up: Man Man. I made Man Man up. I’m a genius. Basically, Man Man can be any kind of hero he wants. If he wants to run really fast, Man Man can transform into ‘Usain Bolt Man.’ If he wants to creep people out, he can become ‘Killer Clown Man.’ If he doesn’t want to go to work, Man Man can turn himself into ‘Clone Myself So That My Clone Can Go To Work While I Just Do Whatever I Want Man.’ So, you see, Man Man is the best kind of superhero because he can be whichever hero he likes, depending on the situation.

Man Man can be any kind of man.

Man Man.