Put your shirt on upside down 

Leave your flies undone

Take the handbrake off your car

And run, run, run!

Put milkshake in the oven

Swap your straw for a hook 

Butter bread on both sides

And cook, cook, cook!

Find a poorly blackbird

Snap off both its wings

Say it’s for the best

And sing, sing, sing! 

Snog your best friend’s wife

Whisk her off to France

Go naked but for cowboy boots

And dance, dance, dance!